Q: Why do you want to start a short people revolution anyhow? A: Why not? Women did it, African-Americans did it, Gays and Lesbians did it, Fill-in-the-Blank did it, so why can't short people? Q: What's the freaking point? A: There is no real freaking point. Q: So, you're really going to send me a sticker if I buy one? A: Of course I am. Q: You're lying. You're not going to send me a sticker. I don't believe you. This is all just some kind of scam! A: Uh, really, it's not. Q: Also, how do I know you're not some crazy psycho who's going to stalk me down at my apartment? A: Between studying full-time, working on my other projects, and taking care of my two extremely hyperactive dogs, I barely have time to breathe, much less any time to waste stalking the likes of you. Q: Ok, so maybe you're not a psycho. But how do I know you're not going to post my street address information all over the internet? A: Because I would strangle anyone who would do that with my contact information, so I'm certainly not going to do that to you. Getting your street address is the only way for me to mail you the sticker. You can enter your work address if you'd rather do that. Wherever you want me to send that sticker is where it's going to go. (pause) Q: Ok, well, I guess I can trust you with my information. So, you're a short person, right? A: Let's just say that when my friends and I get drunk together, one of their favorite activities is to pick me up and pass me around the bar (one of them actually dropped me once and it hurt like hell for 3 days). Now, go buy your beautiful $2.00 bumper sticker. Click here if you are very very bored and want to know more about me.